Because nothing says ‘kiss me’ like surprise fangs. These retractable vampire fangs are the ultimate party trick — one second you’re smiling sweetly, the next you’re ready to drain someone dry. Made from food-grade ABS (safe enough for shots, deadly enough for Halloween), they pop out on command to give you that instant “oh sht, they bite”* moment. Perfect for costumes, cosplay, or scaring Tinder dates into deleting the app.
Material: Food-grade ABS (yep, you can drink with them in — don’t choke)
Design: Retractable fangs that slide in/out with a bite — subtle, sneaky, and savage
Size: 6 x 2.6 cm fangs, gum base 5.5 x 1.5 cm — fits most mortal mouths
Occasions: Halloween parties, cosplay nights, masquerades, vampire roleplay, or just confusing the bartender
Reusable: Because immortality isn’t a one-time gig
⚠️ Warning: May cause unsolicited “Team Edward or Team Dracula?” debates.
👉 Stop being basic. Get the retractable vampire fangs and put some actual bite in your look.
